There are times in life when we feel that we need to review our way of thinking. I learn alot about myself at these times. I met this guy who was the friend of a friend of mine, and it all began, no one noticed, and all of a sudden, we weren´t going out, but we were always together.

In some way this person appears to have functioned as a type of vaccine for that chronic allergy of mine: acute fear of relationships. He calls me, sends me messages, I go to his house, he goes to mine, and none of this bores me, suffocates me or brings me any kind of unpleasant sensation. To the contrary; I feel like a bird in spring...

Well, not a sparrow, no! More like a turkey at Christmas: big, tender and succulent! Perhaps I have renovated some of my ways, but some things stay the same.

One of these days he sent me a text message at work: “I feel pornographic today, I woke up with a wild desire to have you!”

Wow! I was still sleeping, but woke up right away! I stayed in bed warming the motors. I responded – since I am not at all subtle: “I’m hot!”

And he responded:”I want to kiss you, lick you, suck you...”

By this time I was already in a frenzy with just a stuffed rabbit in my bed: “I felt your breath on my neck...”

He (at impressive speed): “I love biting your neck and your back while I come inside you, slowly...deeply!”

I went completely crazy! I threw  the rabbit to the floor and began to think about what I would do to get what I wanted. And soon. I looked at the watch, 11:00. Its going to have to happen at his lunch break. I texted him: “I´m coming to get you for lunch”

He got the message right away, of course. Its unthinkable that I would be at the embryo of a relationship with someone who wasn’t  quick to get my meaning. I took the fastest bath in the history of Brazil, put on the most indecent dress in the Southern Cone and hit the street.

He barely got in the car and I sped off. He has to get back to work, there’s no time to lose. He kisses my neck, my shoulder, my arm...and his hand slides up my thigh. Driving wasn’t easy! But I kept going, determined. Where will we go, where, where? We head back to his office, go upstairs and find the air conditioning maintenance guys. By this time, I´m crazier than Bozo in heat, time is wasting, there was no other option – his office parking lot.

We go back to the car in a frenzy! He sits in the passenger’s seat and I get on his lap, in front. No kisses, hugs, foreplay, neither of us can wait any longer. He opens his zipper, slips aside my panty and pulls me against him. There was no way I wouldn’t scream like mad at a moment like this. And I did. Inenarrable orgasms are spontaneous; and completely magic!

With the agony over, I wanted to kiss, lick, suck...But he had to go back to work. We agreed to continue that night. He would go straight to my house after work.


Meanwhile, I went home, to [try] to work a little in the afternoon. At 2PM my friend Rogerio called, inviting me to lunch. I explained that I already had a Christmas feast; I ate a turkey. ;)