The commandments of the male conquest

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I need her;
As she needs me.
I am an interesting man,
Therefore I trust myself.

I realize when a woman is interested.
I also know when I am interested in her.
I deserve the woman I want;
I show her I want her.

If she shows her interest, I go for her -
Even though I not always know what to do,
But I know we´ll have a good start.

I believe she also needs to cooperate.
If she´s friendly and treats me well,
I´ll do the same to her.
If not, I´ll leave it aside.

I leave so she´ll know she misses me;
I´ll be friendly to her friends;
I am usually very friendly myself.
When I go for it, I play fair.

I ask her interesting questions so I´ll know where I´m grounded;
I am generous;
I look after myself;
I talk about my preferences, my dreams, my personality, my tastes;
I make it clear I have qualities – but avoid being too obvious.

I know how to cheer her up, as long as she´s not too convinced.
I am not afraid of being judged, for I accept myself as I am.
If I like her, I won´t miss the chance of exchanging phone numbers and e-mail addresses.
Women aren´t saint and I don´t want them to behave as saints.

I´ll give them my desire;
I´ll ask her out;
I am not afraid of kissing her;
I am not afraid of making love to her;
I am not afraid of giving myself to her.

If our date goes well, I´ll look for more;
If it doesn´t, I´ll make sure she understands I´m out;
I´ll give her my full attention;
I´ll give her all my love.