We already know the greatest advantages of being a guy (pee standing up and not going through PMS are the most desirable by them, definitely). But here are more 30 reasons we are lucky to have been born MAN.

1.    Nudity in movies is, in 99% of the cases, feminine.
2.    You can open any kind of jars, containing anything, without needing any help.
3.    Having your hair cut in a barber shop is faster, more practical, and cheaper.
4.    Your orgasms are real.
5.    You understand why stripteases are fun.
6.    You can take a shower and get ready in less than 10 minutes.
7.    Seeing a cockroach or any other insect is not a reason for panic.
8.    Man’s underwear is a lot cheaper than lingerie – when they are actually worn.
9.    You don’t have to shave or wax anything below the neck.
10.    If you are 35 and still single, no one says it’s too late for you.
11.    You can be quiet for over half an hour.
12.    You can drive.
13.    Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
14.    No one stop telling a dirty joke when you enter a room.
15.    You can take your shirt off anywhere on a hot day.
16.    No one bugs you because your flat is always a mass.
17.    Mechanics actually tell you the truth.
18.    You can seat with your legs open no matter what you’re wearing.
19.    Gray hair makes you charming.
20.    Renting a tuxedo is much cheaper than buying a bride’s dress.
21.    According to statistics, there are much more women in the world than men.
22.    No one thinks it’s terrible that you can’t cook.
23.    If you meet another guy with the same outfit as you on a party, you can become good friends.
24.    You can go to the bathroom by yourself.
25.    You don’t have to go through any pain to be a father.
26.    You are far less cursed on traffic.
27.    Not liking someone does not exclude sleeping with them.
28.    Being ugly isn’t that big a deal, many women don’t care.
29.    Your nights are more quiet, since women rarely snore.
30.    You have Bella made specially for you.